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{"fact":"Isaac Newton invented the cat flap. Newton was experimenting in a pitch-black room. Spithead, one of his cats, kept opening the door and wrecking his experiment. The cat flap kept both Newton and Spithead happy.","length":211}
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The Lion and the Lamb is a 1930 mystery thriller novel by the British writer E. Phillips Oppenheim.
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