{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
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{"fact":"The tiniest cat on record is Mr. Pebbles, a 2-year-old cat that weighed 3 lbs (1.3 k) and was 6.1 inches (15.5 cm) high.","length":120}
{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}
{"fact":"The Maine Coone is the only native American long haired breed.","length":62}
{"fact":"Many cats love having their forehead gently stroked.","length":52}
{"fact":"Polydactyl cats (a cat with 1-2 extra toes on their paws) have this as a result of a genetic mutation. These cats are also referred to as 'Hemingway cats' because writer Ernest Hemingway reportedly owned dozens of them at his home in Key West, Florida.","length":252}
{"slip": { "id": 42, "advice": "Always double check you actually attached the file to the email."}}
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